Lick the sweat off my balls

Description:This is why as players play more and more seasons in the NBA, typically their production decreases. This is the reason you very seldom see an NBA player make it to 40 years of age before his powers are drained to the point where he's no longer even able to compete. For this reason, Kobe was still able to compete at 34 years of age. The idea is to try and watch the ball to see where the "star" DNA has been deposited, and then lick it up. Kobe Bryant flew to Yemen and received a rare and controversial procedure which actually causes the power drains to "backfire", people who lick his sweat off of balls, instead of gaining a portion of his leaping and athletic ability, actually just grow a strong desire to chuck up random and ill-advised threes off the dribble with 20 seconds still left on the shot clock. By the time you're 32 or 33, so much of you DNA has been "vampired" away by people licking up your sweat, that you become a shell of the player you once were.

Views: 8211 Date: 2018-07-24 Favorited: 2